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Being an elderly gentlecat Mercury decided he wanted to spend his birthday quietly with a very dear furrend. Sew, he wrote to da lufferly Phelicity.
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Purries my dear Phelicity,
My purrday is Valentine's day and I would like to know if mew would like to spend da evening wiff me. I will be fifteen and I just want a quiet evening spent wiff a gud furrend like mew. Just a nice dinner (not McD's) and maybe da theatre for just da two of us. If mew are not booked fur da evening, I sure would be honored if mew would say yes.
Purries,
Mewr good furrend,
Mercury
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Meowies Mercury,
Oh, that would be furry nice, thank mew efur so! It'll be a quiet day
here an I hadn't planned anything, but I did rememfur that was your
birffday too. Dem's impurrtant an real special fur expurrienced kitties
like us. Yes, I'd luff to spend the efening wif mew, thank mew. I'm
happy mew likes my company fur your special day, I gonna look furward
to it lots.
Lotsa purries,
Phelicity
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Mercury: Pleeze allow me to help mew into mewr seat my lufferly Phelicity.
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Phelicity: Fank Mew Mercury, mew are such a gentlecat. Unlike those young whipper snapper young tomz I seez all ober town. Dey beez nokkin down da ladies whilst they beez running round an actin a fool.
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Mercury: I haff also noticed da younger tomz haff no regard fur others. Gone are da daze of respect and being polite to ofurs!!! But my dear Phelicity, mew are sew eazy to be courtious to. Mew haff such lady-like qualities. I'm thinking it is because of mewr extensive dancing abilities, it just beez da way mew mooves.... wifff such grace.
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Phelicity: Why Mercury, mew make me blush!! Such an old softee mew are, but such a furry nice fella.
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Mercury: I haff planned a special dinner fur da two of us. I sure hope mew don't mind that I pre-selected da menu fur us tonight?
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Phelicity: Oh my, how charming mew are. Of course, I don't mind at all. I like a gud surprise!
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Mercury: I sure hope mew like my choice of crabcakes and shrimp appetizer and da lobster fur dinner. I'm quite a seafood eater myneself. Some cats like chicken, butz seafoods beez my most favorites!!
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Phelicity: I luffs crabcakes an lobster, how did mew know?
mmmmmmmmmm.
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Phelicity: Oooooooo. such a lufferly theatre. What is playing tonight?
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Mercury: Tonight fur one night only dey haff brought back one of myne old tyme favorites, Katz!!! I hope mew enjoy it as much as I. I saw it years ago, but always wanted to see it again as I enjoyed it sew much.
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Phelicity: Katz is my furry fafurite show of all! I'm thrilled to
get to see it! I only saw a video befur an it was liddle, an I spent
the whoooooooole thing sittin on da coffee table starin at it. My mom
thot I was cattatoonic or somethin, hehe! That was so exciting! This show is wiff a different cast, producers, and directors. I read about it in da entertainment mews. It is suppose to be done quite well.
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Mercury: I sure hope mew enjoyed da play. Fank mew fur spending my Burthday/Valentine's day wiff me.
I wanted to give mew a little something for sharing mewr time wiff me and making my day special.
Happy Valentine's Day Phelicity
Would mew like to come ober to myne howse to haff sum cake wiff me and myne furramily?
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Phelicity: Of course, I would love to stop to see mewr furamily and haff sum of mewr cake. Oh, thank mew fur my beautipurr rose! How furry sweet mew is, I luffs
roses, it smells heafenly. I'll just sniff it, I purromise I won't eat
it! An what a luffly efening, I'm hafing a wonderpurr time an in such
good company! Thank mew fur sharing your birffday cake wif me. It's goooood, an in
case mew runs out, I baked mew one too. I'm sendin it wif this. Yup, I
can bake good. I doesn't bake fur just anykitty, tho.
Happy Birffday to mew! I'm glad it was special fur mew. Mew's not a ole
man, mew's a furry sweet boy.
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Mercury's Cards
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Wishing you a Happy Birthday
Happy purrday, bud ! Here's mew a pwesent !
Murff gonna be 15 in May!
(Sadly, Murff didn't make it to his 15th Purrday...5/12/91 - 2/18/06)
Ben, Murff, & Charlie
Fanks fur dis Special Basket, Ben, Charlie an Angel Murff. Kitty Kaviar beez da best treat too!!!
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The Wicked Twins (Dwnn & Taliesin) Fanks sew much Fellas, mew are gud furrends.
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